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CarolinaBaby1 (919.1 days ago)
These stories are hilarious especially the ones involving the dad. Goody for them, ha. Trent has had the nasty blown out diapers but lately his poops are pretty solid (silently thanking Him). My niece took off her shitty pamper once and smeared it all over her mommy`s bed, lol. Glad I wasn`t there for that one. My 11 month old for some reason likes to put his mouth on feet and shoes. Yuuuuucccccckkkkk! I hate bare feet. They`re one of the most disgusting thing so you know I freaks out when I see him even touch bare feet. Ohhhh, I was taking a shower at my sister`s house and she has one of those stand alone showers. So Trent`s little nasty behind is in there trying to lick the water off the bottom of the shower floor. Eeeewwwww! I almost drowned him trying to rinse his mouth out.

california-mom (919.4 days ago)
Ive been peed on and pooped and barfed on but the all time worst was before I had kids. I was a nanny to a 6 month old, had just given her a bottle, and my unwise self was playing with her. I was laying down and holding her above me, bringing her down to kiss her nose, and back up again...She was cracking up til she puked DIRECTLY in MY MOUTH. Literally. My mouth was open, she was coming down to me, and barf-RIGHT IN MY MOUTH!!! Dead on. BLAH!

butterblocksmom (919.5 days ago)
When my loved one first started to have solids and started with the solid poops, he was in a tonne of pain and would cry the first few times he pooped. It tore my heart to pieces so one time when half a poo was sticking out, I grabbed a kleenex and pulled while he pushed....soooooooo gross now that I see it down on print, lol!

KR (919.6 days ago)
We had some very bad heat the other week and i gave my daughter some naked time. In one minute she crawled from the living room to the kitchen and pooped on the kitchen floor. Grr! haha. My son i cant really think of any right now.

netters (919.6 days ago)
My little girl sometimes has a hard time going to the bathroom. She will be standing there grunting away and then just starts screaming. On multiple occassions I have had to quickly lay her down to find a HUGE poop half in and half out. I`ve had to grab a wipe and grab the poop and help pull it out. Now thats love!

pooka (919.6 days ago)
my worst ew moment with my oldest son was one time at the mall we ran in quick to get a few things at the grocery store. Well he crapped runny bad and I went to change him and realized that it was all leaking down his legs. I had no choice but to strip him down and stand him in the public bathroom sink and try to rinse shit off his butt and legs. It was everywhere and even more mortifying was the cleaning lady walked in, took one look at me and walked right back out. I could have died. Worse was I then realized I had no more diapers with me and his pants were covered etc. So now had a shitting neked toddler to get home and hope he didn`t shit more. Bleh I finally had to wrap him in my coat and run home as fast as I could. So gross!!

lauraluvbug (919.6 days ago)
this isnt a personal story because i am still pregnant but my best friend rachel was feeding her 18 month old at a park and we looked away for a quick second and had this horrendous look on his face, so she tries to figure out what is in his mouth and it turns out that he had picked up a cigarette butt off of the ground and put it in his mouth!!!! EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW poor thing, i felt worse for her than for him because he had no idea what it was... i swear if she had had alcohol with her she would have made him gargle it!!!! she hates smoking... and so do i.. but it was just sooooo cute the face he made, like `this is not tasting good, what have i done here?` hahah.. poor little guy!!!

nutnut (919.7 days ago)
and oh daddy was playing airplane with baby up and down, im laying on the couch on my back. daddy hands baby back to me and asks me a question as soon as i open my mouth to answer baby pukes in my mouth. needless to say i puked too.

pc (919.7 days ago)
1) Taking a bath WITH my LO and he poops in the bathtub - with me it in! 2)my LO pooped while he was in his highchair and it seaped out of the diaper. Eeewww - my moments all revolve around poop!

nutnut (919.7 days ago)
eating from the dog dish, or drinking from the dog dish with the dog, using my toothbrush to `help clean the potty`, picking her nose and using me to wipe the boogey off her finger. using the bottem of my shirt as her personal napkin,or tissue, makign herself lunch which was pb and jelly with cheerios and nerds sandwhich, pooping up her back and all over the crib, pooping in the tub (so gross)...wow i have 7 years of gross i could go on forever lol!

carmensmomma (919.7 days ago)
when my daughter was 3 days old, we had just got home from hospital that day, My bf was changing her so we could get ready for company coming over to see the new baby. he had just unhooked her diaper and lifted her legs so he could wipe her and all of a sudden i her `i my god! help me!` I Look over and my bf has her legs held up and a look of horrer on his face. Right as he lifted her legs she pooped the nasty newborn tar poop and it shot all the way up him. from his waist to his shoulder. It was soo funny i fell on the floor laughing and ended up pissing my pants, thank goodness for those hospital horse pads they give u after birth. Whats even funnier is that the company we were expecting walked in the house to see me on the floor laughing and him holding her legs with poop all the way up his shirt yelling stop laughing and help me! lol can u imagine the sight!

leelers (919.7 days ago)
I haven`t had too many with my LO since she is only 7 months, but my BF had a hilarious diaper fiasco. Our baby was about a week, week and a half old and he decided to change her. I come downstairs and see the sheer panic on his face, while he was changing her she started to poop so he moved her to another part of the changing pad and she kept doing it, and he ran out of clean pad to put her on. This is when I walked in, he looks at me and screams help help she`s pooping... I walk over to assess the situation and die laughing cause he`s holding her up with her legs pretty much over her head and stretches his arms out to hand her to me and then she pees on him! I was on the floor laughing! Funniest thing I have ever seen, he was so grossed out, even now he will gag when she`s poopy and change her super quick :)

raycheldavey (919.7 days ago)
i havent had my baby yet, but i used to babysit this little boy who was always constipated and his mom had to show me how to do enimas. lol

lemonysickness (919.7 days ago)
Well my LO is only 7 months old, so it hasn`t gotten to gross yet. She does have a fascination with grabbing her crotch while getting her diaper changed and yesterday got some poop on her hand and before DH could stop her stuck her hand immediately in her mouth... Her facial expression was priceless to say the least. She had a very disgusted look on her face. xD

athenab1984 (919.7 days ago)
went to pediatrics to try to be seen that same day. The front desk clerk looked at me like `uh, your daughter looks just fine, she dosen`t need to be seen`. She called the nurse to the waiting room to triage her...at that moment my daughter projectile vomitted across the waiting room...4 times in a row. It was sooooo disgusting. Like excorcist style. Milk chunks EVERY where..at the same time she had horrible diarrhea oozing out of her diaper. I started crying from being so overwelmed..needles to say the front desk clerk booked us an appt. lol.

courtenay (919.7 days ago)
another one, when she was little i was holding her and she threw up all down my shirt and bra. it was literally all over me haha. seriously, if someone told me one day i would be laughing about being covered in poo or puke i never would have believed them.

courtenay (919.7 days ago)
for example, my day started `crappy` (lol) this morning. journey was in her exersaucer eating some cheerios this morning wearing what she slept in, which since it was hot last night was a t-shirt and a diaper. somehow when she had her morning poop it all came out the side of her diaper, down her legs and into the bottom of the exersaucer. she thought this was hilarious, kicking her feet around in it making a great mess. all of this happened in a very short period of time. needless to say we went right into the shower and i spent the next 15 mins outside hosing down the exersaucer and scrubbing it with disinfectant.



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