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13yearsapart (812.7 days ago)
LOL.. I laugh even thinking of this...I was at the MIL`s for Dinner a few years ago, and we are all at a HUGE table eating dinner. And some how we started talking about Porn, I think it was about a joke someone told, andyways...so I make a comment about ` yeah and your a fluffer` to my SIL...my MIL looks at me puzzled and says ` She`s not farting!` ...LMAO....so then we all crack up laughing, tears running down our faces, gotta pee, laughing. So my MIL is like` Well thats what we called it back in the day, cause it was impolite to call it farting!` Oh my god, I lost it and laughed so hard I fell off my chair....anyways, we finally settle down and my FIL says ` Ok, one of you smart asses needs to explain what a Fluffer is to her!!` Holy crap, ` WHAT?` so my SIL explains as best she could between laughes and my MIL says `ell if that`s all it is why is it so funny?` We seriously were hysterical with laughter and ended up just brushing aside, cause we couldn`t take anymore!! LOL!! Guess that not really a disaster, but if I could have recorded it, I`d be famous on UTube!!

Str8 As (813.4 days ago)
One I remember was the first Thanksgiving my husband and I went to his mother`s house. We are not real big fans of each other, but it was the first Thanksgiving. Anyway, we finished saying a blessing over the food and they had the food set up. So there was this dish that I assumed was bread pudding. I walked passed it and everyone was like you don`t want any of this? I said oh I don`t like bread pudding. I got the funniest looks. So his mom was like it is NOT bread pudding, it is dressing :-{ needless to say, I insulted her in front of her family and I was embarrassed.

BabyBsmomma (Joni) (813.4 days ago)
When i was 10 we were at my grandparents, all us cousins were out in the barn playing up in the hayloft...a huge metal pulley fell right on top of my head...everything went black for a second then i remember touching the top of my head and felt the blood, by the time we got out of the barn and walking to the house my head was tilted over and my sister had her hands cupped catching the blood! I went to the ER of course and ended up with several stitches. Ever since then no one was allowed to play in the hayloft!--Not a cooking disaster..but a disaster none the less!!!

linzigenavieve (813.5 days ago)
We went to thanksgiving at my sister-in-laws when my son was 3 years old. They have a big huge dog that chased my son around and kept taking all the toys from him. My son loved it and was running around too, then he spat on the dog and my SIL and her husband went ballistic. It was so hard not to crack up. Seriously, at the 3 year old perspective the dog had been spitting on him all day long, he was just returning the favor. lol The rest of the day wasn`t too good either. They all wanted to drink beer, which was fine, but they kept leaving thier cans where the kids could get them, so we had to keep watching all of the kids making sure they weren`t drinking any. Then my BIL and all of his buddies wanted to watch football as loud as his t.v. would go so no one got to visit or talk. It was an awful thanksgiving.

adriana03 (813.5 days ago)
I had thansgiving at my house and my oven sucked that day.so the turkey was raw and never cooked. Good thing is I had a little ham, but two turkeys wasted!!!

Khloes Mommy (813.5 days ago)
Haha the power went out in the middle of cooking & did not come back on that day! And there was no where to go out to eat because power was out all over! LoL



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