564 days ago.
Alright, so this just happened like 30min ago... My daughter Zoé, 10months, was having a crappy afternoon ever since she got up from her nap, she was just moody. So bath time came around so I thought she would have fun if I sat in the tub with her and playied..we playied with the rubber letters we stuck on the bathroom wall so she was in a standing position, She started farting and gosh did it smell rotten!! And she started grunting.. We all know what that means!!! My first reaction was to put my hand under her bum and catch it since I was in the tub with her!!!!!! So I started yelling at my boyfriend baby please come here now I need your help!! Can you wait 5 min he goes, I'm like, no, now!! He's like, too bad, I'm busy! I start laughing, BABY! I have pooop in my hands and she's really starting to fill her up! hurrrry, bring baby wipes!!! Its messy!!!! He runs into the bathroom laughin soo hard!! :p after I cleaned her up and myself, I ask her, are you feeling better now? It was a big one!!! She grabs my face with her 2 hands and gave me 2 huge kisses!!! <3 you all should have seen the adorable, satisfyied grin on her face :p
699 days ago.
One day I was having really bad perioud cramps and was complaining about it to DH, he says 'maybe you just need to poop or something' i was mad and like no that's not it... anyways I go into another room to change our daughter's most discusting poopy diaper ever, then I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, as I come out of the bathroom I said to him 'That was the MOST discusting corn-poopie EVER!!!!' and he says with a searious face 'oh, does your stomach feel better now?' and OMG I died laughing! I was like nooo, not me, I just changed Alexis, why would I tell you that if it was me. omg I couldn't stop laughing, the funniest part was he was all searious and not even grossed out when he thought I just had a big corny poop!
1151 days ago.
One time when I was almost 9 mos. Pg with my 1st son I was taking a shower with my dh and I turned around and accidentally 'bumped' him right out of the shower with my belly! He fell hard on the floor taking the whole shower curtain and rod with him! I just stood there in shock, looking at him lying on the floor. He's lucky he didn't get hurt so I can laugh about it now! hahaha!
1151 days ago.
When I was about 7 - 8 months along with my last baby, a co-worker's daughter asked me 'Why is your tummy so big?' (She was about 3 or 4 and an only child). I told her 'Because there's a baby in there.' She looked at me with a horrified expression and asked 'Why did you eat a baby?!?'
1156 days ago.
This Wednesday night at 8:30 is the finale of 'Accidentally On Purpose' on CBS. It's a good show with a funny pregnancy/baby story so check it out!
Here's a preview: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/accidentally_on_purpose/video/?pid=uZUejel4KQDzOlK9gBlI6Fov2wYWF2yc&nrd=1
1181 days ago.
So the other day I was showing my 2-1/2 year old a growth picture on this site of a 6 week pregnancy. I told her it was a baby and she said nu-uh its a ghost. I said no its a baby in a tummy, she said nu-uh its a ghost in a toilet! Love the age! She cracks me up!
1190 days ago.
my son is 18 months old and im i have been telling him say hey to the baby. well i guess i should have tought him tummy first beause now when i say the baby he lifts his shirt up and points to his belly :) its pretty cute
1195 days ago.
I was laying on the couch yesterday and My 18 month old Daughter came up to me and slapped my belly..I told her not to hit so she laid her head down on my belly..as soon as she laid her head on my belly Regan started moving around in there and Kicked Mikayla in the head..and the look she gave me was like WTF....i was laughing soo hard i was crying...
1201 days ago.
military~mommy- my DD does the same thing, she will be 2 on Sunday. I love how smart kids are!
1202 days ago.
MegD~ That is too cute! My DD is 22 months and she knows there is a baby in mommy's tummy, she runs up, lifts my shirt, pets my tummy saying BayBay and gives the belly kisses. Heck she even licks the belly if she thinks I am not paying attention, we call those Doggy Kisses!
1226 days ago.
I am pregnant with my second child and I have a couple funny stories to share.......when I was pregnant with my first daughter I was at work one day and I was rinsing off some dishes( I'm a chef in the coast guard) and well I wasn't paying attention to where I was spraying the water and I sprayed the water all down the front of my pants well at that same time my supervisor walks in and the look on his face was a look of sheer horror.. He looked at my pants and yelled ' holy shit'' your water broke'..... The look on his face was priceless.. It was a look of sheer horror... I explained to him what happend... But I still can't help but laugh about it now.... And another story is... My hubby and I were playing with our 18 month old daughter and well she lifted my shirt to see my belly( she will show anybody and everybody her belly) because she has to see everybodys belly well when she lifted my shirt I told her that there was a baby in mommys belly soo as soon as we tell her that dye starts looking inside my bellb button trying yo find bAby
1239 days ago.
My partner isn't that keen on changing dirty nappies, but he does it.... the last time he called it 'a-poo-calyptic' and to be fair.... it WAS pretty bad!! I think bubs pooed a small country!
1239 days ago.
my youngest son said to me after finding out I was pregnant..' mom if the baby comes out and sees me first will it think I'm its mama?' got to love kids!!
1286 days ago.
These are hilarious!! When we brought my daughter home from the hospital I learned a few things quickly, the main thing was to make sure when changing her diaper to have one ready to go and make sure that when she has pooped that she is done pooping. I am much wiser now, I went to clean her up and was holding her feet turkey style, she totally pooped across the room and onto the dog! Even funnier, one night when my hubby got up to clean her up in the middle of the night I heard, oops, uh oh, and OMG coming out of the nursery...I went in to find that my little girl pooped all over daddy the chair and the wall!! she is my little pooper! We have much better control now :) ha ha! gotta love our babies!
1304 days ago.
Hi, in my last couple of pregnancies i have found myself running a nice warm bath, soaking the sponge in the water then lathering it up with what ever fragranced soap i happened to like at the time, then wringing it out and immediately smelling it til it went cold and did it over and over again lol
1404 days ago.
fairbanksbaby1 - That's funny! With my first son my husband changed a very very dirty diaper. He dubbed it 'Crack-a-poo-a' in referance to the volcano. A disaster of course!
1404 days ago.
Like many husbands, I'm sure, my hubby rarely thinks before he speaks. Towards the end of a previous pregnancy, I was bent over picking up clothes off the floor and where I was, there wasn't much room for the belly to turn around so I was backing up to get out. My thoughtful other half walked into the room and instantly started making a 'beep, beep, beep' noise. I quickly traded the dirty laundry for a kid's t-ball bat and had him backed into the closet before he even realized what he had done. Needless to say he has not done that again!
1405 days ago.
So before I tell you this story I must let you kow that my husband has NEVER changed a poopy diaper...I came home for lunch today to find all our sheets balled up on the bed room floor. I was think to my self what happened after I left for work this morning? So I called my husband and the first thing he says to me is \'The baby exploded\' He was laying in bed with her an thought she had just farted but when he lifted the covers he found another suprise!! I started looking around the house after I got off the phone with him and found her sleep sack COMPLETLY covered in poop. Her diaper pale was FULL of wipes (I think he used a whole pack). I think she wanted to give her daddy a run for his money this morning!! LOL Talk about a good poopy diaper to be the first her got to change! (good work Ava Joy!! I just had to share this story I have been laughing none stop sense I came back from lunch! I just wish I could have seen the look on his face!!
1408 days ago.
Here this is my story I am 25 and my husband is 30 this is our 1st child so we are very happy and cant wait to meet her. but ne ways I have been feel the baby move since I was like 10 weeks and I am always having him rub my belly and asking him if he feels that. WELL we were in bed one night and and he aahd his back to me so I moved in close and was huging him from the back so kind of way we fell asleep. at about 3 am he jumped up out the bed and was like what was that i woked up and was like what he said something justed hit me and right then I could feel that the baby was moving so much all i could do was laugh and say hun that was your child saying hello and he just smiled and jump back in bed and beging to rub my belly and talk to her ........ cant wait to share this with her when she is older funny story ............. I love that man he is so crazy.
1475 days ago.
i would like to share my story being pregnant! 2 days back i was walking on the street, actually going to the office. I was passing by one apartment, in which one of my uncles lives, who once used to be our neighbour. I saw him in the window on the first floor. He is a little aged. i waved hand to him. and he did the same. Lateri n the evening i met with his daughter-in-law. They were actually not knowing that i was pregnant. Even she was shocked. Then i told her what happened in the morning. SHe said, that he told me that he saw you, and he also said, ''Oh my god, she is become so fat'' And we burst into laughter!
1500 days ago.
I remember being pregnant with my son almost two years ago and I was getting ready to tell my little brotherlink and sister linkthe news, who were 9 and 10 at the time. The conversation went something like this 'Maddy, guess what. I'm going to have a baby, and your gonna be an aunt!' and she looked at me really puzzled, and said 'Does that mean Jarrod's going to be a grandpa?' It was so cute, I just had to laugh.
1520 days ago.
my husband was lying his head on my tummy and the baby kicked him right in the head. i laughed my butt off and he just looked at my belly astonished. it was the first time he ever felt it.
1535 days ago.
well i got out of the shower the other day and i was laying kinda back on my bed with my elbows behind me propping me up with my 6 month old and i was talking to hubby and noah looks up at him then looks at me then while he was sitting up he decided to lunge for the boob! it was so funny... he laches on and then lets go looks up at hubby then laughs then laches back on.... he is the cutest and i guess he just wanted to let hubby know that them are his boobies right now...lol