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18-9-2008 - Just to make you laugh!

My mood while writing this blog: HUNGRY

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I found this today while I was googling, "Things to do with your spouse." It made me laugh! So I thought I would share!

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Hope it brought a smile to your face!

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5 Comments on Just to make you laugh!


Candace21 - Wednesday, 24 Sep
Those jokes are hilarious!

Due-111708 - Friday, 19 Sep
lolol. That is so funny. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants lol. (Its getting a lot easier to do that these days :)) My husband laughed 2. We needed that.

WaitingOnGod - Thursday, 18 Sep
This is really hilarious, just too funny. I really needed that today. Thanks for sharing.

maggiedee1002 - Thursday, 18 Sep
that is too funny! i wonder if people would really do that? lol

HaileyMarie - Thursday, 18 Sep
This is so funny, especially the gun one lol