25-6-2009 - The Puddle of Mystery!!! (TMI for those who cant take it)

My mood while writing this blog: Laughingstock of the OBGYN :)

Soooooo... I'm 36 weeks pregnant, we can start there...

I woke up two nights ago at like 4am in a puddle! I reached down there and i was dripping fluid!! So i went to the bathroom, cleaned myself up, came back to bed and cleaned the puddle, and told my man 'I think my water might have broke!' It wasn't like a big goosh of fluid, just a leak, and I wasn't having any discomfort so I went back to sleep. Woke up about a half hour later and was still leaking, wiped it off and went back to sleep again.

The next day I wasnt leaking at all, I called and told my girlfriends what had happened and they are all 'Did you call your doctor?!?!' and 'You need to call your doctor asap!' but I already had a regularly scheduled appointment at 3pm, so I decided to wait til then. When I get to my appt, they took my blood pressure which was a little on the high side, so they asked me 'have you been feeling alright?' I told the nurse what happened the night before and she had me take my pants off and wait for the doc to come in. My doc came in and I told her what happened and she said it could very well be a slow leak and we need to check right away. So I laid down and she stuck the speculum up there and took a swab so she could check the fluid. I'm layin there waiting for her to come back in with the results and im getting kinda nervous! Baby girl is in there movin around like crazy, and i'm wondering, is it time?

Doc comes in with a big grin on her face. She asks me 'did you have sex last night?' I told her 'Ya, it was my man's birthday, I woke him up with some pussy and put him to sleep with some pussy, so ya, i had sex twice yesterday' She said, you know what the puddle was? I was like no way, this isn't happening.....

a NUT PUDDLE!!!!!! ha ha ha oh my god i was so embarassed. I mean she didnt really say 'nut puddle' but she was like, ya, that was semen dripping out... Oh my god EW! I apologized to her and she said 'hey, if people didnt have sex, i wouldnt have a job!'

So i always so to the bathroom after sex, and i thought i got it all out of there, but I guess since we haven't been doing it as much as normal lately, when he busted there was a lot of it!! ha ha, oh man, too funny, in a gross nut puddle sort of way. But baby is ok, nothing is leaking, and i felt like an ass :)

So i left the doc office, I'm callin my girls tellin em the news, laughin my ass off, and I get a text from my homegirl. My homegirl works in the back office at the Gyno and she writes 'Its you they're talking about, isn't it? you dont even have to answer this I already know its you!' and i'm laughing even harder, she's tellin me that once I left the doc and nurse were still laughing and she overheard the story, and she already knew it was me :) Hey what can i say, we discovered this new position that realllllly reallllly works being 9 months prego, and it was his birthday, so hell, why not start the day off right and end it with a bang ;)

Sorry for anyone that read this that feels it was TMI, shit, I couln't help but tell you ladies :)

Hope everyone else is doing good, I have 26 days left til my due date, and im ready whenever she is!!! XOXO!!!! :)