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KapricesFirstBaby
	Age: 25 Country: US Province/region: Alabama City: Auburn Partner: My awesome husband, Kameron Children: Yes, 1 Pregnant: No Occupation: Grad school student
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13-5-2008 - Sex, Mucus, and Waiting...

My mood while writing this blog:
*shrugging shoulders*

Well, I was just laying around yesterday watching TV. I got up to use the bathroom, *like I do every hour on the hour* and pushed my 169 lb body *insert sad face* off the couch. I pulled down my undies, sat down to pee andddd...*cue the theme music from Psycho* apparently my vagina threw up in my panties!!!! lol!! My mucus plug had apparently abandoned ship, and the crotch of my panties looked like somebody with lung cancer coughed up every ounce of snot/mucus in their body and spit in right there in my panties. I kind of sat there for a minute in shock. I picked up a nice round lump of it and called Kam in. I know its so nasty, but I handed it to him! He held it in his fingers, looked at it, then we both agreed that it looked and felt just like snot. I mean, you could stretch it, fling it and it'd stick to the walls...and I won't go into details about how I know this! But anyhoo, unfortunately there was no blood in it. For a quick second before I realized that losing your mucus plug really doesn't mean anything, I got extremely happy!! I kind of sat there with Kam, anticipating some contractions to come rolling over my torso so we could have a valid excuse to rush to the hospital. NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH. After about an hour of feeling completely normal, I became extremely depressed. Thats when it finally hit me. "Are you there God? Hey, its me, Kaprice! Ummm...I'm tired of being pregnant!"

According to my doctors appointment that I had today, I'm still 2 cm dilated and 90% effaced. *insert sad face* What in the hell?! Since Kam has taken off work until Zoe arrives, I've been a live-in porno star. Ok, in all seriousness, we have sex all d*mn DAY!! Now, if I wasn't pregnant with a flat stomach, a stretch-mark-less BOOTY *out of all places, the stretch mark fairy decided to draw the wretched black lines on my @SS* and enough energy to bounce along on my husbands penis all day, I'd be a happy camper. However, I'm HUGE, tired, out of breath, and my breasts and neck are literally 17 shades darker than my face. No matter what Kam says, I don't feel sexy. Whoever has had a great sex life while pregnant, well, more power to you! But pregnant sex is not my thing!!! But of course, we all have that one friend who INSISTS that she went into labor after having sex, and that sex works. So me being desperate to start up labor, and Kam being a man, well...you know. But d*mnit, all of that work and I'm still 2 cm?! MY BODY NEEDS A BREAK!! Seriously, there isn't enough KY in the world...I can't!

Right now as I'm sitting here typing, I have a feeling that Zoe is going to be at least a week late. I was having period-like cramps a few days ago, but those stopped a while ago. I feel nothing. No excessive #2's, no urge to get up and clean the apartment, no back aches, no cooze pains...NOTHING. No burst of energy...*sigh* Tomorrow Kam, me, and my mother *she's coming in tonight from Michigan...thank the Lord Jesus* are going to start power walking and see if that helps. But 9/10, I'll probably be layed out on the sidewalk, panting like a 300 lb woman with two circles of sweat underneath my breasts complaining that my ankles are going to cave in from the weight of my huge legs. Its extra wack because it seems like everybody on this website has had their babies, and I'm just here...waiting. My heart broke today when I asked my doctor about being induced, and he gave me a full frontal side-eye and told me that he won't even discuss any further options until AFTER week 41. Then he scheduled me in for my next weeks appointment. *sigh*

So...until then...
:/
*disgruntled look of impatience*

5 Comments on Sex, Mucus, and Waiting...

Mom2GodsGifts - Monday, 19 May
Girl, you are so hilarious. However, I felt left out just shortly before my son arrived. BTW - You DON'T want to be induced. That makes it worse, in my opinion, and many other people's who've experienced it. Who knows, maybe she's waiting to come on her EXACT due date.

inkognit007 - Thursday, 15 May
You are HILARIOUS!!! Reading your blog gave me flash backs to 12 short weeks ago when I thought I would be pregnant forever. Girl hang in there it'll all be over soon.

ashybabee - Wednesday, 14 May
awwww....now i feel bad because you're still suffering...LOL....and the pregnant sex worked for me....what positions are you trying????LOL....Im prayin for you momma......

PERRISJACHAI - Wednesday, 14 May
Girl I know you are tired of being pregnant. I SOOOOOOOO REMEMBER THE FEELING but man Pray that your baby comes naturally on it on. Inductions are the worst!!! I was so glad when my water broke at home 3 days before because I would have went until 42 weeks before I let them do that to me. Some people can take it but I hated being in the hospital!!!

MzBrandNew - Tuesday, 13 May
aww im sorry Kaprice just have some patience I mean at least little Zoe is right around the corner....unlike mr. jasiah who wont be here for a while lol hell I would be happy to be in your spot right now lol!

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