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14-8-2009 - If Men Were Pregnant

My mood while writing this blog: Playful

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• Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
• There would be a cure for stretch marks.
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
• All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
• Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
• Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
• Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
• Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
• They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
• Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

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4 Comments on If Men Were Pregnant


sandraintexs - Saturday, 3 Oct
where did you get all this from nice one

pat74 - Friday, 14 Aug
Oh girl that is 2 funny but sadly true. I think that the men would only have 1 child if that. Ha ha lol

LGK616 - Friday, 14 Aug
Yes, but we have to agree that if men were pregnant - there would be an UNDER-population in the world!!! After seeing their wives give birth, I know MANY men who admitted it's a good thing it's the women who have babies and not the men!!! xox

charmedby3 - Friday, 14 Aug
hehehe! Cute, I love it!