28-11-2010 - Holiday Poop Bags!

My mood while writing this blog: Ok

Turkey Poop

You can use chocolate drops, chocolate raisins choc. covered almonds, or even plain raisins to represent the poop.

You can place the turkey poop into simply plastic bags or into organza gift bags and attach a tag with this note.

You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"

You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!

Snowman Poop

You can use large or mini marshmallows to represent the poop.

I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop
I'm running short on coal this year,
so you get some "Snowman Poop"

Snowman Soup Poem

First take 1 hot cocoa mix and put it in a small clear bag, then put mini marshmallows, peppermints, a candy cane, and kisses in the bag. Tie bag with red ribbon with this poem:

I was told you've been real good this year,
Always glad to hear it!
With freezing weather drawing near,
You'll need to warm the spirit.
So here's a little Snowman Soup
Complete with stirring stick,
Add hot water,sip it slow.
It's sure to do the trick!

Reindeer Poop

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

Elf Poop

You can use multi colored candy like M&M's or smarties to represent the poop.

I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop
I'm running short on coal this year,
so here's a pile of "Elf Poop"

I am so making these some stocking stuffers for the family this year!!!