14-4-2008 - Dinosaur Farts

My mood while writing this blog: Ok

Hey Lady With the Dinosaur Farts!!!!

Passing gas is natural. Of course we all know that. My best friend has been seeing her baby's father for 5+ years and she has never farted in front of her man with the exception of one slipping when they have sex. I say BULLCORN!! I learned a long time ago that it isn't worth the tummy ache. Well, you already know gas is a big part of being pregnant. Having the vag. discharge along with the farts makes life a bit weird. The ones that are as loud as a train, and smell indescribable, you know-the ones you lean over to release and instead of going out it goes up the front, ,gets caught in your oochie coo and feels like a wet bubble...gross i know but what the hell- my blog!

My husband just shakes his head a rolls over now. he use to screech at me, but I just stopped apologizing and started saying I can't help it, refer to your book!!!

I also have a sandpaper ( rough feel) rash under my lip and between my butt cheeks just atop where the cheeks begin to go their seperate ways- what's up with that???