13-1-2009 - Tickle Me Elmo

My mood while writing this blog: Ok

Thought I'd share this little joke I got emailed today...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo

toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for

her first day promptly at 8:00 am .

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's

door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins

to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing

up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2

men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so

backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and

they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me

Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small

marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps

it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package

between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of

hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena ..

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but

I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles'.

Have a great day. =)