11-7-2008 - oh the pain!!!!

My mood while writing this blog: hurting

Bloody hell! I have the worst pains. I am going mad, I tell ya MAD!

Having contractions now. My crotch hurts so bad. I feel like a ball is coming down. I can barely get out of bed. I have now Kicked Albert out of bed officially. But sleeping alone is only allowing him to get a good nights rest. I still flop about like a fish out of water. Sleeping is like 20 min spurts now. I was in hospital on Tuesday to time contractions, but still no dialation. So, they sent me home. Bed rest again. Seriously, I am reconsidering the NO TV in the bedroom theory.

Last week, I finally got my stretch marks and Dear God, let me tell ya they suck. I itch so bad, I am going insane. I have tried everything and I mean everything. Aloe bath, sunburn aloe cream, straight aloe, oatmeal baths packs (I cake it on too.), Claritin D, Vit E Oil.... man oh man. I am going crazy. I don't give in and scratch... I grab some stuff and rub it in. 15 minutes later... BZZZZZZZZZZZZ I have to itch that spot NOW.

I have been putting Bert's No Stretch Mark Cream on everyday since the beginning.... I have every mind to write them a nasty letter. That crap didn't work... I have MARKS to prove it now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have heard that once you get to this itchy point, I am ready to bust. OH GOD BUST THEN. Cuz here is another ITCH.