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30-6-2009 - Funny story happyMy mood while writing this blog:
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I read this and thought it was really funny

Have you ever asked a question too many times? My three year old son had alot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco-Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my Taco I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my 7 month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized Danny had not asked to go potty in awhile. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking " Oh Lord, that child has a had an accident and I don't have any clean clothes with me." Than I said, "Danny are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No" he replied. I just KNEW that he must of had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks an dyelled "SEE MOM IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on there Tacos laughing , he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.



4 Comments on Funny story


lisababy3 - Friday, 3 Jul
omg that is so funny, i would of been embarassed but i would of lmao like crazy.

::Isaac::Gabby::Amber - Wednesday, 1 Jul
This was the funniest STORY EVER! Lol. I am going to show it to some friends! Hehe..

MadisonsMommie - Tuesday, 30 Jun
differently a smart kid ya got there. thats so cute

RickettsRules - Tuesday, 30 Jun
I love your story - sooo funny!
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