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21-11-2008 - Good laugh for my TTC friends

My mood while writing this blog:
happy

Making a baby. This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
*************

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to
use a
surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,
'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here
soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make
a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've
come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in,
embarrassed, 'I've

> been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer.
'Well, that's good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
Please come in and
have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
bathtub, one on
the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes
the
living room floor is fun. You can really spread out
there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't
work out for Harry
and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one
every time. But
if we try several different positions and I shoot from six
or seven
> angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the
results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his
time. I'd love to
be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd
be disappointed
with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
portfolio of
his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a
bus,' he said .

'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at
her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when
you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith .

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to
the park to get
the job done right. People were crowding around four and
five deep
to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' s aid Mrs. Smith , her eyes
wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more
than three hours,
too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I
could
hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to
rush my
shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my
equipment,
I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually
chewed on
your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're
ready, I'll set-up
my
tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my
Canon on. It's
much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

3 Comments on Good laugh for my TTC friends

TISHA DARNELL3RD - Sunday, 23 Nov
that was too funny!!!!!

JamieGarcia - Saturday, 22 Nov
Thanks for the laugh!!!!

sarahann - Saturday, 22 Nov
Very funny! You just gave me a laugh when I needed it most. Thank you!

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