16-8-2009 - Cracks me up!!

My mood while writing this blog: LMAO

"Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some red hair. "

That's a good one!! Luckily I have scheduled c-sections, because pushing out a 13 pound baby might just be the end of me, especially after 18 hrs of LABOR! I don't think 3 days of labor could push THAT out,lol. My kids have always been 7 pounds or less. I was only 6#7oz and dh was 5#5oz. So not likely.

Baby is due in February, so it could be dark early in the morning, say around 5am, since that is when they schedule c-sections.

Boy is HIGHLY unlikely, seeing how that would soooo throw a monkey wrench into the whole girly pink thing we got goin' on here.

Red hair is very possible. My oldest has the prettiest auburn hair. We called her pebbles when she was a baby.

Gray eyes are about as common as it comes.

Then the chinese gender chart predicts a girl. Out of my last 4 babies, 3 times it predicted boys. My first was the only it guessed right.

My deerly departed Great aunt Helen was the greatest predictor of all time. Last I had seen her, I was 12. Her and my mom were always close, so when she heard I was pregnant at 18, she wanted my mom to bring me over to visit. I was 5 months along. She handed me 2 hand made quilts she labored over, in PINK. She said "here, these are for your baby girl." I was totally dumbfounded because I was convinced it was a boy. Haha, ya never underestimate the wisdom of our elders.

Here is the link to this site:

http://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php