24-2-2009 - What Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman!

My mood while writing this blog: Happy

Pregnancy seems to have opened up a door for people to say whatever they want to me. The bs usually gives me a laugh (unless my emotions take over and make me cry), so I want to share those things here, along with some others I've found/heard.

Told to me:

"You're way too tiny to be 7 months! You must be starving that kid!!"

"Why didn't you just have an abortion?"

"Just have an abortion and your life will be easier."

"Jeez do you ever stop eating?"

"I'm exhausted. Can't you carry that crib in the house by yourself?"

"You're getting bigger by the day!!" *Why do people suddenly feel it's ok to comment on my weight?*

Found online:

If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:

"Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it."

"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"

"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."

"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"

"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

"Got milk?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

http://askmen.com/daily/jokes/2004_nov/nov24.html

"Wow, you are so big! Are you expecting twins?"

"Was it planned?"

"You haven't had that baby YET?!"