22-9-2008 - Things my dad used to say

My mood while writing this blog: smiley but sad too

None of you will get any of these - a few might raise an eyebrow, the people who come from a similar area to me will get it.. i just dont want to forget so here goes : -

Things my dad used to say that were never funny until now…...

Babs, whit is this, (salad) its like something British Rail would serve up…

Diet!!!!! - there will be nae feeking diets in THIS house…

VEGETARIAN!!!!!… there will be nae feeking vegetarians in THIS house.

Is there a biscuit tax or something?

Let the dug see the rabbit

Mind the busses..

‘ you been plucking your eyebrows again?????? have you??? You will get then yon sticky out eyebrows that old woman get *que look of disgust*

“WHOS BEEN USING MY RAZOR???, I only want a shave I put it on my face and its feeking blunt ,nothing worse, *muttering* nothing worse”

‘not need to go arse aboot face aboot it”

‘don’t let the bastards get you down’

‘when was the last time you put air in your tyres?’

“Babs just cause there is steam coming off it does not mean it is hot!!!!!”

‘Pull my finger’

‘kiss my cheek’

‘ohhhhh dannnnyyyy booooyyyyyyy’

‘this is a rare cup a tea’

‘im no trying to be funny but……’

‘honest engine’

“my honds were rid raw,, rid raw!!!’

‘this hoose is like a slaughter hoose’

‘get those cups off that window cill.. its sooo slovenly…..”

‘geez me the boke *crosses eyes*

‘im no kiddin’

‘ I just stick to the soday watter and orange’

‘Fat? FAT???? I’ll gie you fat - mair meat on a butchers pencil’

(to Katie on holiday) ‘oh hullo Casper’

‘I HATE CAULD CUSTARD!!! *shivers*”

‘where did you get your haircut - aff a badger”

‘ah buckit’ (instead of swearing)

‘whit the hairoils gon on in here’

‘oh I wish I were a pigeon a doo a doo’