21-11-2008 - the glow that didnt show..

My mood while writing this blog: dull.. and mingy beyond measure.

Once upon a time there was a wee preggy glow.. He lived with his family in a little preggy glow cavern and every day the King of the Preggy glows would asign them to go and live with a preggy lady for a few months, to make them feel better in times of constipation and neverending hunger.. It was an important job and all the preggy glows knew that once their time was up with the preggy lady they could return to their families for a reunion and a big party..

Wee preggy glow was a lazy preggy glow, the day the king came to tell him of who he had been assigned to he plotted to run away he didnt want to leave his family to help the poor preggy lady who sat day after day just waiting for her little glow to come and lift her spirits..

Wee preggy glow sneaked his way out of the cavern and ran away into the forest.. he hid behind a huge tree until all the other preggy glows went off to join their preggy ladies.. Wee preggy glow started to feel scared in the forest.. he saw some shadows that made him jump, so he ran and he ran and he ran.. He came across a little house that simply glowed with warmth back at him.. so he went up and chapped the door, and old man answered and welcomed him in.. he gave preggy glow a hot drink and he told him all about his preggy lady and how he never went to spend time with her and he could hear something in the trees that sounded like her crying .. The old man angered at this and told him of his importance, he stood up and brandished a wand at wee preggy glow.. wee preggy glow jumped up terrified and ran towards the door. He ran so quickly he didnt have time to open it and instead ran full steam into the door and smashed into a million pieces. The old man tapped the pieces with his wand and went back about his business.

Every piece of wee preggy glow drifted through the woods up into the sky and out into the world and into the eyes of every preggy lady on the planet - they all had an extra bit of sparkle..

And the preggy lady that wee preggy glow was assigned to? Well she sat at her desk day after day.. getting sadder and sadder that this part of her pregnancy had bypassed her.. her legs grew hairy, tired and swollen, her face rounder, paler and spottier.. her hair was limp and lifeless - dont even get me started on her bikini line.

She just felt dreadful as the weeks went on and the sickness came back and the tiredness over came her, and what made it worse was that every preggy lady she saw had their inner glow and looked so cute and sweet and well GLOWING.

So to all the preggy glows that are thinking about not doing your job...

GET TO WORK YOU LAZY LITTLE FUCKERS we need you.

:( x