16-5-2008 - The World Of TTC

My mood while writing this blog: ORNERY

Dear Visitors,

Warning: Enter at own risk!!

Welcome to the world of TTC. A world that has a whole different lanuage. A world where we schedule our lives around the big O, No not orgasm, but Ovulation.(sorry sis we can't make it to your wedding, I'll be O that day, but if you re- schedule it for a week later I would be happy to be your maid of honor ) Where there is no such thing as too much information.Where we all have broken Va JJ's from BDing so much, because we got that EWCM. Where our hormones and emotions are raging out of control because we are on fertility meds just to get the big O. Where we question every little twinge that we feel in our lower abdominal region. Could it ovulation pains? Implatation pains? OH nope, just gas. Where according to Vicki "we are a bunch of paranoid freaks that pee on every stick we find". Where AF is the most hated B&#%H you will ever know. Where we are popping Folic Acid, pre-nantal vitamins, Robitussen, Mucinex, Baby aspirin,like a bunch of crack heads. We even sprinkle a little Horny Goat Weed into our DH coffee like it's a date rape drug. Speaking of our DH, they feel like a piece of meat, because it seems like the only time we need them is when we get our EWCM. Then we expect them to drop everything and come running. (poor guys)!! We take our BBT every morning, track our CM every day, we know what CD we are on, and how many days we are past ovulation. We stock up on HPT, and when we test and it is a BFN, we climb on a chair and hold it up to the brightest light we can find just to make sure we don't miss the faintest line, throw it away, 10 minutes later dig it out of the garbage, still negative, throw it away, do this repetitivley for the rest of the day, by that night we are digging through coffee grounds, banana peels, and left overs from dinner just to make sure it is still negative. If it is still negative we decide to take another one just before bed cause AF didn't show up today and then we wake up in the middle of the night to check that HPT. And people say we are nuerotic, obsessive, and moody. What do they know? We just know what we want, and we will stop at nothing to get it!!!! We are TTCers!!!