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 | Age: 30 Country: U.S.A. Province/region: Florida City: tampa Partner: my husband,Kevin Children: Yes, 2 Pregnant: No Due date: 09 0 ,0000 Occupation: full time mom and army wife |
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
2 Comments on PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
sunny1 - Tuesday, 8 Sep
awesome!
itsagirl-baby2 - Tuesday, 8 Sep
LMAO! Too funny! :)
| 08-9-2009 - PREGNANCY Q & A & more! |  My mood while writing this blog:lazy |
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
2 Comments on PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
sunny1 - Tuesday, 8 Sep
awesome!
itsagirl-baby2 - Tuesday, 8 Sep
LMAO! Too funny! :)
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02-8-2011 - HELLO AGAIN
02-3-2011 - always here
24-10-2010 - it\'s been a while [-pics-]
07-8-2010 - everyone is fine
25-6-2010 - New Record
08-6-2010 - He has a Name
27-5-2010 - 35 weeks
06-4-2010 - These days!
19-1-2010 - how much does your baby moves ???
14-1-2010 - 2 times 16 weeks
08-1-2010 - predictions *pict inside*
15-12-2009 - 1st Appt
01-12-2009 - 2nd pregnancy
08-9-2009 - PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
31-8-2009 - first born survey
12-7-2009 - Gender Disappointment poem
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