29-8-2009 - HE'S HERE!

My mood while writing this blog: Ok

SO NOTICE THIS IS A WEEK LATE!

BUT FORGIVE ME,

I HAVE A HUMAN ADDITION TO MY HOUSE!

SO TUESDAY, LAST WEEK I HAD A HEADACHE AND MIND

YOU I HAD ONE CONTACT IN MY EYE AND CHUCK TOLD

ME TO GO AND GET SOME MORE WHICH MEANT I HAD TO

GO TO THE BRONX AND GET A NEW PAIR! SO ONCE WE

GOT TO THE BRONX FROM NJ, I START TASTING

PENNYS OR COPPER! SINCE I WAS IN MY AREA I

TOLD CHUCK, "LETS GO AND PICK UP MY MAIL AND GET

MY BLOOD PRESSURE" AT MY DOC OFFICE WHICH IS ON

THE CORNER OF MY OLD BLOCK, THEY TOLD ME TO GO

STR8 TO THE LABOR AND DELIVERY AND FOR ME TO

PAGE MY DOC ONCE I GET THERE!NOW YOU LADIES

KNOW I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET INDUCE THIS WEEK BY

MY DOC(8/26/09). SO I DIDNT THINK I WAS GOING TO

STAY THERE! I THOUGHT THEY WAS GOING TO CHECK

ME AND I WAS GOING TO BE ON MY WAYTO OLD NAVY!

SO ME,CHUCK AND MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER HEADED

TO L&D FLOOR, ALEXUS WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM

AND I GOT TRIAGE. I WAS TOLD TO GET

UNDRESS BECAUSE MY PRESSURE WAS HIGH AND THE

COPPER TASTE WAS A START OF THE PRE-ECLAMPSIA!

I HAD IT WITH THE LAST TWO PREGNANIES. AS

SOON AS THE HEAD DOC CAME, SHE CHECK ME AND SHE

TOLD ME THAT I WAS BEING ADMITTED! I DIDNT HAVE

MY BAG OR NOTHING! SHE SAID IF MY PRESSURE

DIDNT GO DOWN THEY WILL HAVE TO INDUCE ME!

SO I CHECK IN MY ROOM, I WAS CHECKED AT 2CM

AND I STARTED GETTIN THE WORST HEADACHE EVER!

IT STARTED BUILDING FROM THAT POINT, I WAS

TOLD THAT I WAS WAITING TO GET A CAT SCAN. I WAS TO START TAKING THE MAGNISUIM(SP?).SO

I WAS CHECK IN ABOUT 5PM I GOT THE CAT SCAN

AROUND 10 AND THE MAG AROUND 12, THE MAG MADE

ME VERY WARM. MY NURSE HAD TO STAY WITH ME

FOR THAT 30 MIN WHILE IT WORK IT BOOSTER, HER

NAME IS MORGAN! SHE WAS A SHORT CHUBBY WHITE GIRL FROM THE SOUTH. SHE

KEPT SAYING JERRY, JERRY! ABOUT ALL THE SHIT

SHE SEEN IN THE HOSPITAL! IT WAS FUNNY!

CHUCK WENT BACK TO NJ,GOT MY BAG AND THEN TOOK

ALEXUS TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR THE NIGHT!

USUALLY I NEVER TRUST HIM WITH MY CAR BUT HE

CAME BACK AND EVERYTHIN! SO CAME THE FIRST

ROUND OF MCDONALDS FOR THE WEEK! I HAD NUGGETS!

10 PIECE! I WAS TOLD NOT TO EAT BLAH BLAH

BLAH!SO AROUND 2 AM I WAS GIVIN A COMBO OF DRUG

CALLED STAYALL AND FENTAYALL(SP?). AS SOON

AS I FELT IT BURN MY SKIN A LIL. I WAS KNOCKED

OUT! NOW B4 I GOT THESE DRUGS, THE NEROULOGIST

(SP?)CAME IN AND SAID THAT HE JUST WANTED ME

TURN ALL THE LIGHTS AND RELAX! OK!!! THESE

DRUGS DID JUST THAT!I WAS TALKING, CHUCK

TOLDME MY WORDS START TO SLUR. I WOKE UP NEXT

MORNING TO MY FABOLOUS GAY DOC COMING IN

TELLING ME, HES KEEPING ME AND HES INDUCING

ME AFTER I DO A MRI! I WAS LIKE FO SHO!!!NOW IT

COULDNT BE PLANNED EVEN BETTER, THAN WHAT IT WAS.

BECAUSE HE WAS THERE, THE REASON WHY I WAS

GETTING INDUCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, WAS BECAUSE I

DIDNT WANT TO GIVE BIRTH ON THE NJ TURNPIKE!

HMO'S DONT REQUIRE UR DOC TO BIRTH THE BABY.

WHOEVER WORKING THAT DAY WILL DO THE DEED! SO

UN KNOWING TO ME, MY DOC IS THE ATTENDING DOC

ON WED! SO HE IN CHARGE OF ALL THE RESIDENTS!

SO HE SAID HE WAS NOT LEAVING UNTIL I POPPED CJ

OUT!

LADIES, I DID THE MRI AND I WAS SPOOKED, I

NEVER HAD ONE B4.THEY PUT A HOCKEY MASK ON MY

FACE AND PUT ME IN THAT TUNNEL! OMG! I ALMOST

DIED!!!!I BLACKED OUT~ I REMEMBER NOTHING!!!

SO WHEN I CAME FROM MRI, MY DOC CHECK ME AND I

WAS 3 CM! YES MY BODY STARTED GOIN IN TO LABOR

BY ITS SELF!I THINK THE MRI DID IT! I WAS ONLY 37 WEEKS!SO MY NEW

NURSE STARTED THE PITOCIN AT 4 MGS. HER NAME WAS SUSANNA,SHE WAS AN OLDER LADY, I GIVE HER IN HER MID 40'S OR EARLY 50'S! SHE WAS KINDA FRAIL AND WHE WORE GLASSES! SHE CANT REMEMBER HOW MANY BABY SHE HAVE BIRTH! SHE SAID

TO ME BY 6 PM I SHOULD HAVE THE BABY,SHE SAID

SHE HAD ONE MORE PATIENT NEXT DOOR AND WE WAS

IN COMPETITION WITH EACH OTHER!!!! OK LETS GO

ITS 12 PM AND NO CONTRACTIONS NO NOTHING, OK

2PM ITS AT 6MG AND NOTHING AROUND 3:30 THE GIRL

HAD HER BABY. I WAS STUCK WITH OUT A NURSE

FOR ALMOST AN HOUR!

SO SOME OTHER NURSE CAME AND GOT MAD AT ME

BECAUSE THE MACHINE WAS GOING OFF AND I DIDNT

HAVE MY BP CUFF ON! I TOOK IT OFF! SHE PULLED

THE I.V OUT THE PUMP AND THE PENICILLIN

SPRAYED IN MY FACE! THIS BITCH!!!ARE YOU

SERIOUS!? I CUSS THIS BITCH OUT! OH NO! THEN WE

HAD A NOTHER VISTOR, A RESIDENT DOC THAT WHEN I

WAS LIKE 6 MOS, ASK ME OUT ON A DATE WHEN CHUCK

WAS OUT THE ROOM!MATTER FACT,HE TOLD CHUCK TO EXIT THE ROOM, SO HE CAN GET SOME "PERSONAL HISTORY!" HE MADE A COMMENT LIKE "I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD!" CHUCK GAVE HIM THE MOST

DIRTEST LOOK IT WAS FUNNY! MY F.G.D CAME

BACK IN, CHUCK MADE IT KNOWN THAT HE DIDNT WANT

HIM IN THERE. I ALSO MADE IT KNOWN THAT, I WAS

PISS AT THAT NURSE! SO MY DOC TOLD MY NURSE, HE

WAS THE ONLY ONE TO EVAUL ME FOR NOW ON! I

WASNT TO BE DISTURBED BY NOONE! I AM HIS

PATIENT! I LOVED IT!

NOW ITS 6PM AND I AM NOW AT 5 C, AND MY NURSE SUSANNA IS LEAVING IN AN HOUR. SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE BABY BY NOW! I AM THINKING THE SAME! MY DOCTOR SHOULD HAVE GOT OFF BY 5PM. HES STARTED SHOWING SIGNS OF WEARNESS. BUT HE HAS A AWESOME PERSONALITY. SO CHUCK WENT FOR HIS HUNDRED RUN TO MICKEY DEES! I GOT ME SOME OATMEAL COOKIES,THEY WAS SO WARM. HIM AND I ARE WATCHING THE FIRST 48 MARATHON LIKE WE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! SUSANNE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT OUR SIDEBARS AND SAID WE ARE COMEDIANS AND WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER, IMAGINE THAT!? SO 7PM CAME AND WENT AND SUSANNA STAYED UNTIL 7:30 AND I ONLY WAS ONLY 6 CM! SO THEY UP THE MEDS AGAIN OMG! THIS WAS A NEVER ENDING STORY!

MY NEW NURSE NAME WAS LISA,SHE WAS A SHORT BLK GIRL WITH TWIST IN HER HAIRAND GLASSES ON. SHE SAID WHEN SHE CAME IN"U MUST BE SPECIAL, DR DUDRK NEVER STAYS FOR PATIENTS"! I FELT SO GOOD!THEN DOC CAME IN AND I WAS STILL AT 6 CM, "OH MY BAD" 6-7 CM! I WAS SO MAD! DR DUDEK UP THE PITOCIN UNTIL 18 AND THATS WHEN THE DRAMA STARTED TO HAPPEN! WHEN THE EPIDUAL MAN CAME IN EARLIER, I ASKED HIM DID HE OWN A SPORTS CAR, HE SAID NO! I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE! AND HE SAID HE COULDNT AFFORD IT AND I SAY WELL I HAVE ONE! HE LAUGH AND I LAUGH, THEN HE LEFT NOW! NOW IT TWO HOURS LATER,I AM IN PAIN MODE AND I NEED HIM TO UP MY DRIP! HE CAME IN WITH A LOLLIPOP IN HIS MOUTH AND HE IS LOOKIN REAL SMUG LIKE BITCH WHATEVER! HE TOLD MY NURSE LISA, THAT I WASNT IN PAIN AND THAT I FELT PRESSURE!

HE WAS REALLY NASTY WITH IT, SHE WENT AND TOLD THE PERSON OVER HIM THAT HE WASNT TRYING TO GIVE ME ANYMORE! HE CAME AND GAVE ME A BOOSTER AND NOW IT IS 1030PM! I AM ZONING AND STILL AT 7CM BUT DOC SAID HE CAN FELL CJ HEAD!

I WAS HAPPY, BUT THEY UP MY MED UNTIL 24MG PITOCIN I WAS IN EPIDUAL HEAVEN AND WASNT FEELIN ANY CONTRACTIONS!OKAY NOW IT 1230AM AND I WAS FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, SHE CALLED HIM AGAIN THIS TIME HE WAS NOT HAVING IT! HE EXPLAIN TO ME THAT ALL I WAS FEELING WAS PRESSURE! I AGREED AND SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT! MY DOC SAID WHEN HE LEFT HE WASNT CHECKING ME UNLESS I FELT REALLY BAD PRESSURE SO I HELD OUT NOW IT WAS 2AM ANDI AM FEELING THE PAIN/PRESSURE! I SAID GO GET DR DUDEK CAUSE IT TIME! I DIDNT WANT TO WAKE HIM UP UNLESS I WAS REALLY SURE!WHEN HE CAME IN I ASKED HIM"WAS YOU SLEEP? HE SAID NO, I HAD MY EYES CLOSE"(SO CLASSIC DUDEK!)HE CHECKED ME AND SAID YOUR 10! AFTER THAT EVERYTHING HAPPEN SO FAST HE WAS LIKE PUSH, AND I DID!

THEY HAVE THESE SIDEBAR HANDLES,I USE THOSE AND CJ WAS OUT IN 10 MINUTES! WE TOOK PICTURES I TOLD DR DUDEK TO GO HOME AND THERE! HES HERE!!!

OH YEAH! I AM GETTING HIM SOMETHING FROM THINGS REMEMBERED SOME METALLIC COFFEE MUGS PERSONALIZED WITH HIS NAME!AND A GOOFY COMMENT THAT WILL ONLY COME FROM MUAH!!!!

P.S ME AND CHUCK IS BACK TOGETHER AND HE TOLD TO THE GIRL TO KICK ROCKS! NOT THAT MEAN BUT THATS ANOTHER BLOG!

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