02-5-2009 - MY TRIP TO WALMART...a close one!!!!

My mood while writing this blog: ...embarassed

It is now Sunday, 1:50am. I am home alone and DH is out somewhere partying for the both of us...AFTER I begged him to stay home with me...HE SUCKS!!! Well, I just want to tell you all about my Friday morning.... hehehe! DH and I were up sitting around the house at like 2:00am, doing nothing. So, we decided to go to walmart and do some shopping for the things we need at home. Plus I was so in the mood to just clean, so I was not going to clean without my Febreze, Lysol, Windex, Pinesol...and so forth. We went in there to spend like $50.00, but turns out to spend $130.00....okay, yea!!!

NOW FOR MY EMBARASSING MOMENT...HERE GOES!!!!

Okay, for the past couple of weeks, my trips to the bathroom has tripled! Well, we were standing by the candles, of course, I had to smell everyone because most of them just were sensational!!! Well, I had the urge to urinate so I told DH that we need to head towards the restrooms...Ladies, I did not know I had to go as bad as I had to. I wanted to cry. I had to go so bad that I couldnt even walk!!! DH is yelling in my ear, 'Baby go!!! Youre not going to make it there if you keep stopping!!!' Im thinking to myself it would make since if I were to keep walking!!! LOL. Well, people passing by asking DH if I were alright and did I need some water or a doctor!!! NO, I NEED A WHEELCHAIR SO SOMEONE COULD ROLL ME TO THE RESTROOMS!!!!!! Well, I done the most stupid thing I believe anyone who has to go the restroom real bad, would do!!!...I squat!!! Im in the middle of Wal Mart, squatting. After I squat OF COURSE the urge got worse. Sorry to seem like an idiot ladies...but, I wasnt thinking straight!!! So, finally I managed to get up from squatting without an 'accident'. I got up and started running- dodging through the people in walmart, and I almost knocked down this little kid who didnt want to move after he saw me running... the kid looked around 14 years of age...so rude... This one nosey lady comes in the bathroom and knocked on every door until she found the door I answered to (I was the only one in there). And she asks, 'Are you okay, whats wrong? I saw you running and the first thing I noticed is your belly and it looks like youre about to have that baby in any minute...' I answered her because at first she didnt seem nosey, only concerned. I told her I just had to go the the restroom really bad. So, after I get out of there to go wash my hands, SHE IS STILL THERE!!! Ask me, 'Well, where is the baby's father, why didnt he help you to the restroom?' I told her that no one was able to help me how fast I took off running. And, she goes on, 'Well, I work here at Walmart, and I think he still shouldve came with you because you couldve hurt yourself while you were running...I didnt want to sound rude or anything, but I just blurt out, 'okay, well, since you work here...the next time I have to go to the restroom, I wont run, I will just leave you a little present on the floor...' And I walked out. I get out, my DH is on the phone with his sister, picking at me...SO MEAN!!!