13-6-2008 - What does AF look like?

My mood while writing this blog: Bored

I am bored at work and think AF is on her way to visit so I begain thinking: What would AF look like? Here is what I came up with.

AF must be a witch. She rides in monthly on her dusty worn broom and leaves a few days later taking your hopes and dreams with her. She must be an aged hag because she has been spoiling women hopes and dreams monthly since the beginning of time. She knows she is not wanted but shows up anyways. Her skin is filled with green winkles with a gray undertone like a musty cloudy swamp. Her hair looks like it has not been brushed in years and is filled with “rat-nest” type knots. Her long and pointed nose sits just below her piercing beady eyes. Her check bones are high and definite like cherry tomatoes perched on a ledge. Right before this heifer visit is complete and after she has destroyed our desires, she makes a hackling laughter sound that makes us explode with anger that she showed her ugly face this month!