11-9-2009 - Top 10 signs you're trying TOO hard at TTC

My mood while writing this blog: silly

10. TMI has long since ceased to exist.

9. You know exactly what bd, o, cm, cp, ewcm, ttc, bbt, and about 30 more abbreviations are!

8. You imagine pregnancy symptoms every single cycle. Even things that are totally normal pre-af symptoms have you CONVINCED you might be pregnant!

7. You start poas earlier than 10dpo. (If you know what this means, you are so guilty of #9!)

6. You bd on schedule regardless of desire and you actually get MAD at hubby if he doesn't want to.

5. You hold your pregnancy tests in every possible light and at every possible angle while squinting to try to find that bfp!

4. You actually photoshop pictures of your pregnancy tests and invert the images to try to see a second line!

3. You know just the right amount of preseed to keep your hubby's swimmers from falling out.

2. You finger yourself daily. For those of you cm and cp checkers, you know what I'm talking about and it ain't masturbation.

And the NUMBER 1 SIGN THAT YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD TO TTC IS...

1. You start really looking for the baby dust fairy so you can rob the b*tch! (If this is you, this is your first warning that you are officially off the deep end! Please come back to reality!)

And just to set the record straight, I'm guilty of almost all of these! LOL! ;)