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alexus Sex: girl Born: 16 July, 1997 Age: 14 years & 219 days Birthday in: 146 days Starsign: Cancer Development: See the 32 months page. Biggest achievement so far: - |
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aaliyah Sex: girl Born: 04 July, 2002 Age: 9 years & 230 days Birthday in: 135 days Starsign: Cancer Development: See the 32 months page. Biggest achievement so far: - |
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aazion Sex: boy Born: 19 September, 2007 Age: 4 years & 152 days Birthday in: 213 days Starsign: Virgo Development: See the 32 months page. Biggest achievement so far: - |
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Charles Martin Johnson Jr Sex: boy Born: 20 August, 2009 Age: 2 years & 181 days Birthday in: 184 days Starsign: Leo Development: See the 30 months page. Biggest achievement so far: - |
Birth details
Original due date: Sept 7,2009
Type of delivery: Vaginal (with pain relief)
Duration of labor: 15 hours and half!
Weight @ birth: 6lbs 6.8 ozs
Length @ birth: 18 inches
Charles-Martin-Johnson-Jr`s birthstory
SO NOTICE THIS IS A WEEK LATE!
BUT FORGIVE ME,
I HAVE A HUMAN ADDITION TO MY HOUSE!
SO TUESDAY, LAST WEEK I HAD A HEADACHE AND MIND
YOU I HAD ONE CONTACT IN MY EYE AND CHUCK TOLD
ME TO GO AND GET SOME MORE WHICH MEANT I HAD TO
GO TO THE BRONX AND GET A NEW PAIR! SO ONCE WE
GOT TO THE BRONX FROM NJ, I START TASTING
PENNYS OR A COPPER! SINCE I WAS IN MY AREA I
TOLD CHUCK LETS GO AND PICK UP MY MAIL AND GET
MY BLOOD PRESSURE AT MY DOC OFFICE WHICH IS ON
THE CORNER OF MY OLD BLOCK, THEY TOLD ME TO GO
STR8 TO THE LABOR AND DELIVERY AND FOR ME TO
PAGE MY DOC ONCE I GET THERE!NOW YOU LADIES
KNOW I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET INDUCE THIS WEEK BY
MY DOC(8/26/09) SO I DIDNT THINK I WAS GOING TO
STAY THERE! I THOUGHT THEY WAS GOING TO CHECK
ME AND I WAS GOING TO GO TO OLD NAVY!
SO ME,CHUCK AND MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER HEADED
TO L&D FLOOR, ALEXUS WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM
AND I GOT TRIAGE AND THEY TOLD ME TO GET
UNDRESS BECAUSE MY PRESSURE WAS HIGH AND THE
COPPER TASTE WAS A START OF THE PRE-ECLAMPSIA!
I HAD IT WITH THE LAST TWO PREGNANIES AND AS
SOON AS THE HEAD DOC CAME, SHE CHECK ME AND SHE
TOLD ME THAT I WAS BEING ADMITTED! I DIDNT HAVE
MY BAG OR NOTHING! SHE SAID IF MY PRESSURE
DIDNT GO DOWN THEY WILL HAVE TO INDUCE ME!
SO I CHECK IN MY ROOM AND I WAS CHECKED AT 2CM
AND I STARTED GETTIN THE WORST HEADACHE EVER
AND IT STARTED BUILDIN FROM THAT POINT, THEY
TOLD ME THAT I WAS WAITING TO GET A CAT SCAN
AND I WAS TO START TAKING THE MAGNISUIM(SP?)SO
I WAS CHECK IN ABOUT 5PM I GOT THE CAT SCAN
AROUND 10 AND THE MAG AROUND 12, THE MAG MADE
ME VERY WARM AND MY NURSE HAD TO STAY WITH ME
FOR THAT 30 MIN WHILE IT WORK IT BOOSTER, HER
NAME IS MORGAN!SHE WAS FROM THE SOUTH AND SHE
KEPT SAYING JERRY, JERRY! ABOUT ALL THE SHIT
SHE SEEN IN THE HOSPITAL! IT WAS FUNNY!
CHUCK WENT BACK TO NJ AND GOT MY BAG AND TOOK
ALEXUS TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR THE NIGHT!
USUALLY I NEVER TRUST HIM WITH MY CAR BUT HE
CAME BACK AND EVERYTHIN! SO CAME THE FIRST
ROUND OF MCDONALDS FOR THE WEEK!I HAD NUGGETS!
10 PIECE! I WAS TOLD NOT TO EAT BLAH BLAH
BLAH!SO AROUND 2 AM I WAS GIVIN A COMBO OF DRUG
CALLED STAYALL AND FENTAYALL(SP?) AND I AS SOON
AS I FELT IT BURN MY SKIN A LILI WAS KNOCKED
OUT! NOW B4 I GOT THESE DRUGS THE NEROULOGIST
(SP?)CAME IN AND SAID THAT HE JUST WANTED ME
TURN ALL THE LIGHTS AND RELAX! OK!!! THESE
DRUGS DID JUST THAT!I WAS TALKING AND CHUCK
TOLDME MY WORDS START TO SLUR AND I WOKE UP IN
THE MORNING TO MY FABOLOUS GAY DOC COMING IN
AND TELLING ME HES KEEPING ME AND HES INDUCIN
ME AFTER I DO A MRI! I WAS LIKE FO SHO!!!NOW IT
COULDNT BE PLANNED EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT IT DID
BECAUSE HE WAS THERE AND THE REASON WHY I WAS
GETTTING INDUCE THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE I
DIDNT WAIT TO GIVE BIRTH ON THE NJ TURNPIKE!
HMO'S DONT REQUIRE UR DOC TO BIRTH THE BABY
WHOEVER WORKING THAT DAY WILL DO THE DEED! SO
UN KNOWING TO ME, MY DOC IS THE ATTENDING DOC
ON WED! SO HE IN CHARGE OF ALL THE RESIDENTS!
SO HE SAID HE WAS NOT LEAVING UNTILI POPPED CJ
OUT!
LADIES, I DID THE MRI AND I WAS SPOOKED, I
NEVER HAD ONE AND THEY PUT A HOCKEY MASK ON MY
FACE AND PUT ME IN THAT TUNNEL I ALMOST
DIED!!!!I BLACKED OUT~ I REMEMBER NOTHING!!!
SO WHEN I CAME FROM MRI, MY DOC CHECK ME AND I
WAS 3 CM! YES MY BODY STARTED GOIN IN TO LABOR
BY ITS SELF! I WAS ONLY 37 WEEKS!SO MY NEW
NURSE STARTED THE PITOCIN AT 4 MGS AND SHE SAID
TO ME BY 6 PM I SHOULD HAVE THE BABY,SHE SAID
SHE HAD ONE MORE PATIENT NEXT DOOR AND WE WAS
IN COMPETITION WITH EACH OTHER!!!! OK LETS GO
ITS 12 PM AND NO CONTRACTIONS NO NOTHING, OK
2PM ITS AT 6MG AND NOTHING AROUND 3:30 THE GIRL
HAD HER BABY AND I WAS STUCK WITH OUT A NURSE
FOR ALMOST AN HOUR!
SO SOME OTHER NURSE CAME AND GOT MADE AT ME
BECAUSE THE MACHINE WAS GOING OFF AND I DIDNT
HAVE MY BP CUFF ON! I TOOK IT OFF! SHE PULLED
THE I.V OUT THE PUMP AND THE PENICILLIAN
SPRAYED IN MY FACE! THIS BITCH!!!ARE YOU
SERIOUS! I CUSS THIS BITCH OUT! OH NO! THEN WE
HAD A NOTHER VISTOR A RESIDENT DOC THAT WHEN I
WAS LIKE 6 MOS, ASK ME OUT ON A DATE WHEN CHUCK
WAS OUT THE ROOM! CHUCK GAVE HIM THE MOST
DIRTIST LOOK IT WAS FUNNY! BUT MY F.G.D CAME
BACK IN CHUCK MADE IT KNOWN THAT HE DIDNT WANT
HIM IN THERE AND I MADE IT KNOWN THAT I WAS
PISS AT THAT NURSE! SO MY DOC TOLD MY NURSE, HE
WAS THE ONLY ONE TO EVAUL ME FOR NOW ON AND I
WASNT TO BE DISTURBED BY NOONE! I AM HIS
PATIENT! I LOVED IT!
NOW ITS 6PM AND I AM NOW AT5 CENT AND MY NURSE SUSANNA IS LEAVING IN AN HOUR, SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE BABY BY NOW AND I AM THINKING THE SAME, MY DOCTOR SHOULD HAVE GOT OFF BY 5PM AND HES STARTED TO LOOK WEARY. BUT HE HAS A AWESOME PERSONALITY. SO CHUCK GOT TO MICKEY DEES AND GET ME SOME OATMEAL COOKIES AND THEY WAS SO WARM AND ME AND HIM IS WATCHING THE FIRST 48 MARATHON LIKE WE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! SUSANNE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT OUR SIDEBARS AND SAID WE ARE COMEDIANS AND WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER, IMAGINE THAT!? SO 7PM CAME AND WENT AND SUSANNA STAYED UNTIL 7:30 AND I ONLY WAS ONLY 6 CM! SO THEY UP THE MEDS AGAIN OMG! THIS WAS A NEVER ENDING STORY!
MY NEW NURSE NAME WAS LISA AND SHE WAS A SHORT BLK GIRL WITH TWIST IN HER HAIR AND GLASSES ON SHE SAID WHEN SHE CAME IN"U MUST BE SPECIAL, DR DUDRK NEVER STAYS FOR PATIENTS" I FELT SO GOOD AND THEN DOC CAME IN AND I WAS STILL AT 6 CM OH MY BAD"6-7 CM! I WAS SO MAD DR DUDEK UP THE PITOCIN UNTIL 18 AND THATS WHEN THE DRAMA STARTED HAPPEN! WHEN THE EPIDUAL MAN CAME IN EARLY I ASKED HIM DID HE OWN A SPORTS CAR AND HE SAID NO! I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE! AND HE SAID HE COULDNT AFFORD IT AND I SAY WELL I HAVE ONE! HE LAUGH AND I LAUGH AND THEN HE LEFT NOW I AM IN PAIN MODE AND I NEED HIM TO UP MY DRIP AND HE CAME IN WITH A LOLLIPOP IN HIS MOUTH AND HE IS LOOKIN REAL SMUG LIKE BITCH WHATEVER! AND TOLD MY NURSE LISA THAT I WASNT IN PAIN AND THAT I FELT PRESSURE!
HE WAS REALLY NASTY WITH IT AND SHE WENT AND TOLD THE PERSON OVER HIM THAT HE WASNT TRYING TO GIVE ME AND MORE! HE CAME AND GAVE ME A BOOSTER AND NOW IT IS 1030PM! I AM ZONING AND STILL AT 7CM BUT DOC SAID HE CAN FELL CJ HEAD!
I WAS HAPPY BUT THEY UP MY MED UNTIL 24MG PITOCIN I WAS IN EPIDUAL HEAVEN AND WASNT FEELIN ANY CONTRACTIONS!OKAY NOW IT 1230AM AND I WAS FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND SHE CALLED HIM AGAIN THIS TIME HE WAS NOT HAVING IT! HE EXPLAIN TO ME THAT ALL I WAS FEELING WAS PRESSURE! I AGREED AND SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!MY DOC SAID WHEN HE LEFT HE WASNT CHECKING ME UNLESS I FELT REALLY BAD PRESSURE SO I HELD OUT NOW IT WAS 2AM ANDI AM FEELING THE PAIN/PRESSURE! I SAID GO GET DR DUDEK CAUSE IT TIME! I DIDNT WANT TO WAKE HIM UP UNLESS I WAS REALLY SURE!WHEN HE CAME IN I SAID WAS YOU SLEEP HE SAID NO, I HAD MY EYES CLOSE(SO CLASSIC DUDEK!)HE CHECKED ME AND SAID YOUR 10! AFTER THAT EVERYTHING HAPPEN SO FAST HE WAS LIKE PUSH, AND I DID!
THHEY HAVE THESE SIDEBAR HANDLE AND I USE THOSE AND CJ WAS OUT IN 10 MINUTES! WE TOOK PICTURES I TOLD DR DUDEK TO GO HOME AND THERE! HES HERE!!!