A little bit of me;

Unlike my peers i live a life of soberity, everyone i come in contact with is usually taller than me, i'm not an ordinary person, most people see my boobs before my face. If you ever get the chance to talk to me you'll realize i do everything for my son, i like to make things awkward because it's funny to me, i make random faces for no reason, i plan everything out, if it's simple i usually like it, i judge no one, && my opinions are usually not favored. If you dig deeper you'll find i become depressed very easily, i don't like my own reflection, i'm empathetic, i can't lie worth anything, i have scars because i have a past, && no one could ever put me down.

A little bit of him;

He's really indecisive, every word that comes out of his mouth usually has an 'S' at the end of it, he's always gaming on games he doesn't really like, he loves that he's a daddy, he has sensitivity distribution issues, && he fails terribly at grammar. If you ever get the chance to talk to him you'll realize he has a compulsive need to chew on random things, his feet are always a different temperature than his body, he refuses to wear shoes until at least the second snow of the year, he dresses up as an asian for Halloween every year, && his dancing is the cutest thing i've ever seen. If you dig deeper you'll find he has terrible body twitches in his sleep, he makes funny faces while trying to get food out of his teeth, he can never deliver a joke correctly, && he does everything in his power for his son.