March 6 '07 week 14 .

1. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.

2. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

3. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

4. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

5. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.

6. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: Cause you're fatter than they are.

7. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational A: So whats your question?

8. Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

9. Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two.

10. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

11. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

12. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

13. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy

14. Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

15. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

16. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

March 11 '08

Today sucks... i feel super fat but not pregnant I spent 25 mins this morning trying to find something that I could fit in to my maternity jeans were too big and my reg jeans too tight and all my tops look funny I am a mess i need it to be spring already so that i can just wear leggings and stuff like that.

P.S. I am having some not to nice cramps they are probably just gas..... I hope

March 26 '08

Ok so tomorrow is 17 weeks finaly getting a move on things but today I am super happy I went for a 3D sonogram yesterday and I found out that we are having a GRIL My cookie has pink sprinkles lol. It was so cool to see her in there and to be able to say her/she but let me be honest yes she is mine and she is adorable but at 16 weeks and 5 days she is a bi ton the creepy side , not a lot of fat and her featutres still not all developed but absolutely perfect. I have had my mind set on a name for a girl since I was 9 years old and now I get to have my little Scarlett =]

April 3 '08

Today is 18 weeks for me and it's been a very interesting week I forget everything it is sooooo bad. I have lost my keys my metro carrd and simply my mind I have been so mean to my boyfriend I almost feel bad sometimes. On the bright side I have felt my little girl moving a lot she always moves around between 9:30 and 10:00 pm :) I can't wait till the 19 to see her again I am going in for the level 2 sono and we get to see all of her again and be reassured that all is well. I will admit I am kinda scared that they are going to tell me that she is a boy I am so happy to be having a girl that it seems like I'm obssesed with thinking that it's not even though the 3D sono I had done two weeks ago seemed clear enough any way like I said befor I have lost my mind lol

April 24 '08

21 weeks and enjoying it now cause it is about to get hot and I am giong to be CRANKY lol. Well the past few weeks have been pretty easy not many complaints other than difficulty sleeping and peeing A LOT. I have an Appt today to see how much weight I have gained lol I am quite sure it is a grand total of 20 or 25 lbs so far but what the hell I'm making a person. tomorrow is my sons Birthday he is going to be 5 wow how the time does fly and next Sat is my bestfriend/sister in law's (lol) baby shower so this next week shoul hurry along and thats good in my book I actually can't wait until she has her litle girl I am so excited to meet her cause her boyfriend is my boyfrinds twin and we even kinda look aloke so I get to see a preview of what my princess msy look like when she maes her grand entrance like 8-10 weeks later lol. Now my only other issue is finding a middle name for her I have a few ideas none of which her father would agree on but we will have to wait and see...